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Feds: *busting down the door of my clandestine ketamine lab*
Me:
DON’T FUCKING SHOOT I’M A HORSE
“Call off the raid, boys, it’s just a horse.”
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HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE
The mom is so pissed
The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did
poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower
how the frick are those noises even real
i found the original facebook post, here are some facts:
- the baby alpaca was only a week old
- this is from a farm in wisconsin
- what happened is: she was taking a dust bath and fell into a badger hole
- what caught the farmer’s attention was the entire herd of alpacas surrounding the hole, which is about a mile out in the field
- the poor girl was in the hole for hours and was entirely underground when they found her
- people apparently use “city slicker” as an insult unironically, as evidenced by the comment section
(Source: as-warm-as-choco)
- the baby alpaca was only a week old
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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls
your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblogCouldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY
maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
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Here’s a brief (re) introduction!
My name is Maddie
I am 18 years old, finishing up my last quarter of my first year of college!
My major is natural resources management! (let me know if you want to hear more about my studies!)
Originally from California
Aaaaaand I have a beautiful little cat back home named P.J.!
That’s all for now!
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A New Overview
After almost finishing my first year of college, I’ve thought much about my experiences throughout the past few months. A break up, some surgery, a new boyfriend, and a mental illness diagnosis. Definitely a year worth reflecting.
I’ve decided to document the way I move forward with my personal and academic life as a way of journalling and expressing all those crazy feelings! I hope some of you might want to follow along and add to the dialogue of mental illness, youth culture, or anything else!
See you soon.
Madeline
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when theatre kids hear show tunes in public
I think the funniest thing is her diction. Like that shit sticks with you.
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Me trying to cheer up my friends: everything will be alright dude. You are a great person and your pussy is tight as hell. We all love you dude
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iceland, last year
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there fixed it fuck man.
haha all credit to my sister for thinking of it!
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If a man says he’s going to hurt himself unless you do what he says, let him. You aren’t responsible for his actions. You are not guilty for what he does to himself, you don’t owe him, you are not his thing to control, you don’t exist to serve him, you are allowed to go on living your life.
well, you could give him the suicide hotline and go.
Also you could baker act him. If he says hes gonna kill himself if you break up with him. Break up with him and call 911 saying you suspect this person at this address is going to kill themselves. Like chances are they are lying and trying to manipulate you but if you are scared and think you might feel guilty, you can do that.
Don’t stay woth anyone that pulls that shit. Drop em.
